21st July'10; IS lesson

"Production from Internal Combustion Engines.
In a car engine or chemical factory, where the temperature is very high, .."

polar bear: -reading the slide- -after reading till the red part- how i wish i can throw Darren Lee inside.

21st July'10; IS lesson

"Fossil fuels are fuels formed by natural resources such as decomposition of buried dead organisms millions of years ago."

polar bear: Fossil fuels are fuels formed by natural resources such as the decomposition of Darren Lee's dead body millions of years later.

21st July'10; IS lesson

Jiongyang: then cher, will ash turn into fossil fuels?
polar bear: later when i die and get cremated already, you can go and see if my ash turn into fossil fuel okay?

22nd July'10; Malay lesson

cikgu mus: ini bola
zhengwei: pisang bola
cikgu: pisang is banana right..?
class: -laughing- ya.
cikgu: isn't banana a fruit!? a fruit has got no balls!

14th July'10, cheena lesson
Cher: now alot of germans want to assassinate paul because he chose spain to win the other time.
Darren Ho: i tell you ah, if that mani is a chicken right, he would've been a fried chicken now.

Can we pretend that bubbles in air are like shooting stars? I can really pop a wish out now:)

8th July'10, malay lesson.
Malay: Boleh saya duduk di sini?
English: Can I shit here?

LOL cikgu mus!

2nd July'10, IS lesson
-polar bear drew a litmus paper on the board-
polar bear: (colouring the diagram on whiteboard with blue marker) the blue litmus paper is BLUE in colour.
samuel: duh
-everybody laughing-
polar bear: (drawing another litmus paper on whiteboard) and you also have another one that is red litmus paper.
darren ho: then what is the colour of the RED litmus paper?
polar bear: -stone awhile- darren lee -pause- darren lee or ho ah?
somebody1: ho
somebody2: lee
darren ho: ho lee
polar bear: whatever it is, you want to have a red litmus paper right? what you can do is go and slash your hand now then your blood right you go and wipe it there now.

31st Jan'09
Oh and , Fatty Yeo scolded the whole class BITCH just because :
1. We're late for music lesson .
DUe to the fact that Mr Mun released us about 10 minutes late or so ,
and we're seriously perspiring like hell after 2.4 .
And , it's our first lesson of music ,
and we're obviously not told where to go .
2. She was talking outside the com lab .
And naturally , the whole class went crowding round her to listen .

And , when we wished her Have a nice day ,
she said that don't wish her have a nice day ,
because she won't have one after teaching us .
And she said that 107 is a bad class .

11th March'09
during elit, while composing a poem..
Zhengwei : Okayys let's choose love . ( got friendship childhood love and 1 more )
We ( Wanqing , Weyyeh and I ) : Eeew ... [ cause Zhengwei gave that dirty look ]
Zhengwei : Then choose underage sex .
We : Walao eh ..! Can don't be so ... ( say halfway )
Zhengwei : okayys okayys then choose sex .
We : You damn horny leh ! ( and other blahs )
Zhengwei : Okayys okayys then choose man and woman okayys ?!
We : Wtf ! ( then all laugh like siao eh )
Darren Ho : LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!! ( then point _I_ while saying )

Me : Walao eh , my 's' song1 le !
Tingting : HUH YOUR ASS SONG1 LE ?! * give that want laugh don't want laugh face *
Me : No la ! Is my keychain that S la ! ( quickly show her )
Charmaine and Tingting : *went siao* -.-

30th June'09
today damn fun :D
class clock spoilt x;
everytime need check time from hp -.-
then during lunch the guys go change from 9 to 2.30.
hahaha, then after that class go guailan mdmpoon during geog...

*bell rings*
class: cher, 2.30 already
poon: 2.30 already?! *looks at clock, then look at her own watch, then look back at clock again*
class: really 2.30 already! go home liao!
poon: no la... now 2 only... don't try to trick me ah...
-class silence awhile-
jingteng: cher, cause time flies you know?...
-laughs-
poon: aiyo, your class ah...

during geog lesson darren weijie and samuel pretends that it's raining,
so they took samuel's blue umbrella and open it in the middle of copying answers.
then poon keep coming over to them and ask them to keep.

1st July
caroline chua first came to our class, and she called zhengwei Z W CHAN.

weijie followed the 407 timetable.
weijie: walao, bring wrong timetable -.-
Jiongyang: huh then chem ley! we no chem books what *everybody laughs*
Weijie: this book also have mah! 'holding the science Vol.A book' never check jiu liddat lo (;/) *laughs*

6th July'09
backdoor spoilt -cant be opened from outside.
aircon spoilt - but it's fixed now.
clock! - but mrcheng made charmaine to get the batts so now cannot prank nao ):
projactor - fine, that thing goes on and off everytime we're copying things -.-
windows - they've been loose since the first day of school.

oh and samuel and someother people went to prank the teachers ;D
we hid the whiteboard marker at the back of the speakers, and the duster too.
but after that we took down the duster x;
then we placed a pernament marker a the whiteboard stand there.
history teacher came in, but she has her own markers so never prank tio x;
then acc. that liulingfeng dk is pernament she go use it to write!
and we didn't bother to clean it off so the next day mrcheng saw them :D
then help us errase x; hahahahaha :D

some random day before 12tth July'09
maths lesson.
mrlou: actually decrease and increase are...
samuel: all the same.
mrlou: ...all the same.
-mrlou stare at samuel, charmaine and i laugh like ZZZ-
mrlou: blablablablabla, the steps are different, but xxx and yyy are...
samuel: all the same.
mrlou: ...all the same.
-laughs-

31st July'09
(geog lesson today.)
poon: blablabla (Teaching). eh, what happen to the visualiser ah. (the visualiser went sot) I.T. rep! what happen!
bryan: it's spoiled because your butt's sitting on the wire.

poon: ... class, what's weather?
darrenlee: 天气！
poon: then darrenlee you come and answer. what's todays weather?
darrenlee: sunny.
poon: hot or cold?
darrenlee: HOT!
(pause)
darrenlee: er, and cold, sexy ^^

poon: darrenlee! then isit windy?
darrenlee: (looks out of the window that's near the teacher's table) not windy ley.
(pause)
darrenlee: (looks out of the window that's near the corridor) it's windy here.
(pause, and take a closer look at something outside)
darrenlee: eh poon, no ley! the leaves one side moving one side not moving how i know whether is windy anot.

mrcheng: tdy cnt on aircon cause once we on alot ppl sick.
... geog lesson...
poon: chairman, where are you chairman! why no aircon! go take remote control now!
class: poon too much fats so need aircon.

(chinese lesson, zuo4 wen2)
[darrenho sat beside reginald, took charmaine's dictionary.)
darrenho: 永强 (benedict) 没有球.
(pause, type again.)
darrenho: 叶峰 (yipfeng) 的球很大.
bryan: (loudly) 叶峰的球很大?!
{class: turn and stare at him, laughszxcv.}
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weijie and samuel, how's your nature walk around the school during POON's lesson? XD
oh and jingteng should always drum and make maths lesson crazier everyday man.
with tissues and brushes :D

3rd August'09
(maths lesson)
weijie: never zip.
samuel: your pants
darrenho: mrlou, you never zip your pants.
mrlou: *looks and checks his zip*

4th August'09

mrlou: i want your to go home and reflect about what your behaviour is like. reflect when you're really alone in the bedroom, ...
zhengwei: but mrlou, i don't sleep by myself at night. i sleep with my winnie the pooh.

msrani: copy down whtvr i wrote on the board into your notese.
weijie: ms rani, need copy down anot.
msrani: oh no no don need copy down, i'm just writing all these for fun.
class: huh?! then we write for what!
msrani: aiya i write for fun cause i got nothing better to do mah! then i write alrd then i erase everything lo.
me, xueqi, charmaine: verbal irony.

5th August'09
acc.

liulingfeng: 107 wu3 an1
class: *bows*, *then stare at each other*
- absolute silence -
*laugh*

14th March'10
chinese.
DJ called Darren Ho out to talk to him for quite a long time.
during that period the whole class is super noisy la.
and bryan went to try out DJ's tablet's pw.
in the end he locked the whole tablet up and DJ's super angry with us.
she was super irritated too la.
and she told us how much she hated our clsas.
too bad even the projector refused to cooperate with her.
cause just nice it overheated and refused to start.
what a nice timing, and it became our fault that we overheated it?!